What is Marketing?

Finally, I have some real life examples which emphasize the various aspects of the subject I'm trying to master. Often times, I've been at a loss when others go

"Dude, Marketing eh?Pretty cool I say, but what is marketing?.".
and then there's the usual 'oh!!you sell soaps'(I'm tired of that joke now).Lets go beyond soap in to something of 'greater' interest. So here are some enlightening insights in to the field.

You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
- That's Advertising.

You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Telemarketing.

This one's highly unlikely, buts suits the purpose!!

You're at a party and see a beautiful girl. She gets up straightens her dress, walks up to you and pours you a drink. She says, "May I," and reaches up to straighten your tie brushing herself slightly against your arm, and then says, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a beautiful girl. She walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a beautiful girl. You talk her into going home with your friend.
- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't keep her entertained so he calls you.
- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
- That's Spam.

Thats Marketing in a nutshell!!